, 'tosser' pwns 'wanker', aden/belle
, being a lazy bum
, being awesomer than you
, bwahahahah smeyer fanciers, captaining the winboat, creating acronyms, crushing your dreams
, diaf scott family, edward hoovering in a pinnie, everything "bad" for us, fannie and crapney, flaming your fics, fuckery
, james rides a gina, jay the dirty gobshite, jlaff-being-in-a-movie-is-funny-enough!
, john paul
, laughing at you
, lawl fandumb, marlboro's only, messy musicians, mog!
, mulder and scully
, nathan and nicholas, nomnomnommy, oh you gonna get published?, orgasms that knock you out, ourselves
, peyton/death, potty mouths
, questionable crush choices, rolfharris, rolfharris willy wankas
, say no to jonas bros!
, stamping on grasshoppers
, sunday is pub day, surfers in cornwall
, taking the piss
, team sadistic vamps
, the brooke show, the cam fucking gigandet
, the shagshack
, todd lasance
, we-will-dazzle-them outta-their-trunks
, well fuck me gently witha chainsaw, whu jacob, you bumder!, you! get aboard the failboat nao